(the following was contributed by Dirty Mark Sanchez)
In the battle between divisions, Plaxidental Shooting managed to squeak through with 3 victories compared to Burressted Development. And we thought that the announcement of the Arrested Development movie would help inspire Burressted...
Combat Evolved defeated Detroit Kittens: Despite naming his team after the 5-0 sudden superstars, the Detroit Kittens has been unable to mimic their success. Jimmy Graham continues to play out of his mind with his third straight 100+ yardage game and the lone Lions player Jahvid Best came to play, but the role players decided to take a break. Meanwhile, Combat Evolved got solid play across the board, especially from his running backs, LeSean McCoy, Ryan Mathews, and Frank Gore. Tony Gonzalez continues to prove that age doesn’t matter and Victor Cruz is suddenly the go to guy in New York.
Riggins Rigs defeated Welcome to the BOOM!: Riggins Rigs might have had a disastrous start to the season after drafting Brandon Jackson with the third pick and starting 0-2, but he has managed to right the ship with three straight wins. Riding rookie Cam Newton and the freshly healed Arian Foster, he managed to defeat Welcome to the BOOM!, who got almost no contribution from the QB position in Josh Freeman or the TE position in Dustin Killer. At least BOOM! has the consolation of knowing BGE managed to establish himself as the lead back in the face of upstart Stevan Ridley.
Optimus Primetime defeated Forsett in her Butt: On the strength of elite running backs Adrian Peterson and Fred Jackson, Optimus Primetime clearly forced something uncomfortable ontoForsett in her Butt. Despite another WR1 performance from Wes Welker and a strong performance from TE Owen Daniels, mediocre performance across the board ultimately ended in disaster as Optimus solidified himself at the top of the board.
Snake_Eyes defeated Big Blue: Did anyone see that Dwayne Bowe catch? Pure magic, and Snake_Eyes pulled the same clutch play as Bowe and the San Francisco defense proved to be too much for Big Blue. About as bad as the real Giants, Big Blue continues to occupy the worst seed as New England’s defense was somehow manhandled by the New York Jets (is that possible?).
The Dawg Pound defeated Dirty Mark Sanchez: In a battle between the two lowest scoring teams, the Dawg Pound ironically rides Shonn Greene to defeat Sanchez. Drew Brees was enough for this week, as Sanchez’s lack of running backs and Julio Jones injury cripples a team clearly looking for answers.
