Wednesday, January 1, 2014

2013 Champion

Congratulations to Average Joes who proved his team name wrong by being very above average and winning 2013 League of Metabos.  I guess this is little consolation in that he's decided to throw in the towel and get married next year!



Detroit Kittens made a strong showing entering the playoffs with the best record, the highest points scored, and the number 1 overall seed.  However, when it counted most, he put up a dud just like the Lions always do, losing 145 to 78 in the finals.

Keep track of that NFL news this offseason!  Preseason trading begins August 1st - you have the option to trade draft picks and/or players to get yourself a worthy keeper.  Your 4 keeper selections will be due a few days before the draft day which we will select in July.

Draft order for next year is as follows:
Round 1 (First 6 picks determined by Substandard Six tournament)
1) Pablo
2) Sup Holmes
3) Sex Panther by Odeon
4) Forsett in her Butt (way to start RGIII and Wes Welker who were both out)
5) El Nino's (Why is there an apostrophe??)
6) Riggin Rigs
7) Manti Teo's GF
8) The Dawg Pound
9) BlackArianSupremacst
10) Welcome to the BOOM!
11) Detroit Kittens
12) Average Joes

Round 2 (begin snaking draft based on reverse order of regular season standings)
13) Riggin Rigs
14) El Nino's
15) Sex Panther by Odeon
16) Sup Holmes
17) Forsett in her Butt
18) Pablo
19) Manti Teo's GF
20) The Dawg Pound
21) BlackArianSupremacst
22) Average Joes
23) Welcome to the BOOM!
24) Detroit Kittens

Round 3
25) Detroit Kittens
26) Welcome to the BOOM!
Etc...